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2. Klik2play
A disgusting
catalogue of?? Klik & Play games. For those of you unfamiliar with the
program, it presents a way for people with no programming experience to create
small games that look like they were meant for the ZX Spectrum? no, wait, come
back! This site is basically for when the £100's worth of games rotting on the
shelf no longer cut it any more. There is also one major difference between
this site & others like it; its games are actually rather good. It panders
to no media sensibilities, no scanned in pictures of Mulder & Scully or the
South Park Cast for Tim, oh no not he. Instead of trying to promote it's games
through such things Klik2Play features pure unadulterated weirdness. The games
feature tender subjects, such as the disposal of sheep into the sun. With ideas
like this the author is going a long way? although in what direction, or toward
which mental institute, I cannot tell.
This worries me. It's not about anything, has very little content, & loves Macs. Includes such marvelous features such as 'The abused Button'. The author displays hideous pictures of his friends, provides an E-Card service for small children (all very sinister, apparently he has a sidekick & they 'warp young minds in stereo'). He is offering to set up a chat forum, a bit of a waste of time when less than 50 people have so far visited, even more of a waste of time when he says it's for Mac users only. This site is incredibly hypocritical, it raves about Macs when it is clearly designed & published using Microsoft software. The guy also says he's going to add a load of software, but look at what, FTP programs, & who really gives a sh*t about animated cursors? How about compulsory Euthanasia for writers of sad web sites? Sounds good to me.
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