This page has no 'normal' software, I mean, what would be the point of that? Everything here has something different about it, what follows is a collection of stuff I have collected over the past few years that I reckon is cool.
The second section is a collection of games written by a friend of mine, which I am hosting until he has his website (and his life), sorted out.
Before you download anything please read the disclaimer
So far I have few pieces of software to go here but keep coming back and I'll love you for it (not like that, you're disgusting, thinking thoughts like that, what the hell is the world coming to anyway?)
Most of the software here is freeware, although you should honour any shareware agreements.
Some of this stuff is actually very good and why anyone would give it away free is a mystery to me, they might have a hidden agenda (I certainly know I have)
Any problems with the software here should be forwarded to the respective authors of the software.
Any problems or queries about the site itself to
You can also email me with suggestions for software, we have the road kill victim, we have the frog blender, what else would you like to see?
|
(201KB) |
Run rabbit run rabbit run ru?splat! |
|
Fred (131KB) |
Fred is a conversation program with a twist, he remembers everything you say and hurls it back at you when you least expect it (I'm sure I never mentioned sheep!) Very good fun, this is for the people out there who try to teach there parrot rude words. Great animated face as well. |
|
Fred2 (149KB) |
With an improved interface (unfortunately the animated face is gone) and a few of the really annoying phrases gone and more added to replace them. Somehow it's lost some of the evil persona of the original but is still an interesting gift to someone whose social life you wish to destroy. NB Both the Fred programs require a decent amount of time to develop their personalities to a truly evil way. |
|
(204KB) |
Lad's toilet game, don't ask, just to avoid embarrassment |
|
(22KB) |
An optical illusion, leave this on for about 30 Seconds then close it and watch the world spin, excellent if you can't afford hallucinogenic drugs. |
|
(42KB) |
Cockroaches for your desktop, they hide under your windows and run from your mouse. Unlike most desktop pets these need very little RAM to feed on, install this on the PC of a dim-witted colleague and watch him tell everyone his PC has a bug in it. (sic) |
|
(482KB) |
Puerile? Yes. Immature? Yes. Fun? Yes. This is basically a collection of famous farts, & is a lot funnier than it sounds. Includes the much sought after 'Nuremberg speech' outtake. |
|
(409KB) |
Don't even pretend you thought this was anything other than what it appears. This program proves that some people are even more maladjusted than I am. But it is funny, unless you are of a stable mental state (& lets face it who is?) "Haven't got the balls have you" Screams the frog? don't the days just fly by when you're having fun? |
|
(171KB) |
This is really unexpected, but of almost unmatched comical genius (depending on how sad you are). |
|
(297KB) |
Americans find this humorous for days; it held my attention for about a minute. If you enjoy watching Friends & other such puerile crap, you'll enjoy this. You shallow bastard. |
|
(146KB) |
You lot are going to hate me for this one, but I just can't help myself. |
|
(266KB) |
How drunk are you? Got that sinking feeling? "Another pint pleashe beertender", you slur, the vague smell of stale beer & vomit filling you're nostrils, welcome to the local. |
|
Esheep (Lennie) (116KB) |
Christened Lennie by myself and a friend for no particular reason, Lennie is a sheep who roams around your screen and falls in love, dies, rolls, begs, leaps, sneezes and pisses. Normally I find these things horribly annoying but this has something about it that makes it fun. |
These are all freeware (I'd have to be really stupid to try & charge you for them). These are basically for when the hundreds of £'s worth's of games on your shelf just don't cut it anymore. Or you want a game that involves either sheep, old men, pies or anything else we think up, (you know, it seems a good idea at the time but then you realise the true horror of what you have done & feel deeply embarrassed?)
Anyway, any queries regarding these games should be forwarded to
Any queries or problems with the site itself, please e-mail me at
(Incidentally I will not, under any circumstances answer questions related to where babies come from and/or how to clone sheep/humans/attractive women in your own home)
The games are:
|
Crazy2 (376KB) |
This game involves the disposal of sheep into the sun. Amazingly enough no substance abuse was involved in the making of this game, and remember, no sheep were harmed during the making of this product. |
|
The Bee Catcher (thing) (298KB) |
This game features the disposal of bees, into an alien ship type thing. (God, we should get out more) Obscenely difficult, give it to someone who thinks they are great at games and watch them howl. |
|
Lemmings (75.8KB) |
NO, this is not the actual game and is in no way a copyright infringement, it involves killing the little bastards instead of saving them. |
|
(316KB) |
Go on, guess what this is about, this is an early version so has a few bugs, but it's still more fun than a recent Playstation tennis game I could mention. |
|
(255KB) |
Or sheep fighter 2 Turbo, as I prefer to call it. This is perhaps the single best game here, great in two player a true modern classic. |
|
Pong (202KB) |
Again a recreation of the old game, watch what happens when you get about 20 balls on screen. |
More of these games are available at Tim's website, click here to go there now.
Disclaimer:
I take no responsibility for the horror that may befall your PC if you install these programs, my friends and I have run them for weeks, months or years so they should not cause any problems. All the programs on this site were virus checked with up to date software when they were uploaded, and any viruses contracted are the responsibility of FortuneCity as the files were uploaded to them in a clean state.
'If you have noticed this notice then you will have noticed that this notice is not worth noticing'
Anonymous, exam desk Littlehampton school
