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This site is best viewed in at least 800 x 600 resolution and in high colour mode (16bit). It is also best to have images turned on, but I have provided a low quality option for people with slow connections (below 36KBPS).
*This site has moved to a .co.uk
address, this crappy Fortunecity one will no longer be updated*
*Please mail any problems to me by clicking here *
To go the new Uk version of the site
(Updated monthly)
For
the high quality graphics version of the site (connections above 36KBPS)
For
the crappy low quality graphics version for people with slow modems who live
in cardboard boxes
To download the realnames browser tool, this allows
you to access sites without typing in complex URL's. For example to access A of
S you just type: The Archives of Stupidity' into your browser instead. This
works with a lot of sites, so give it a go.
*Warning*
This
site contains my personal opinions and so may be incredibly offensive to anyone
with a stable personality
I
refuse to be held responsible for any problems or grievances you have with this
site. You may not reproduce any of the material contained in this site without
my prior written permission
All
of the material in this site is meant as a laugh, even at the times when it
seems deadly serious & you should treat it as such, don't get up on your
f**king high horse because I've knocked something that you respect, love or
fear. Relax, take a walk in the local park, take a look at the flowers &
trees, hide behind a bush, bludgeon a stranger over the head with a brick...
I'm just kidding, okay?